On medical forms under "Reason for visit" d'you put "putrid skin lesion" just for fun?

I'm sorry, that's disgusting I know...but come on - what right does the receptionist have to ask?!
On medical forms under "Reason for visit" d'you put "putrid skin lesion" just for fun?
Under "reason for visit", I usually put:





The fine selection of magazines in your waiting area.





They don't know WHAT the hell to do with that.
On medical forms under "Reason for visit" d'you put "putrid skin lesion" just for fun?
what's worse yet is the taxpayers pay in the end for this abuse of the medical system.
Reply:Ahahahahaha!
Reply:no not lately
Reply:No way. I go with the ol' standby: unexplained hair loss in the pubic area.
Reply:So they can put that in the computer %26amp; know about how much time the doctor is going to need with you. Honestly do you think she really cares whats wrong with you? Shes just doing her job!
Reply:i say i have hair growing on a part of my body that doesn't even have skin!
Reply:To warn the Doctor of putrid patients
Reply:No but under sex, I have put yes, and I enjoy it. Thank You for asking. I have gotten some big laughs.
Reply:no, receptionist may just ask Dr. to refer you to the dermatologist.
Reply:funny!





you could also list


"ebola virus"





that really gets them hopping!
Reply:Gangrene? Skin slippage? Why don't you just put down "bad owie" and let the Dr diagnose. The receptionist passes your info.along to the Dr. But if you don't want to tell her, then don't. They'll fiigure out your status soon enough. From your pic I hope you are resting in peace.
Reply:no, but under "religion" I put "musician"
Reply:It does kinda give the doc a clue as to why you're in his office.... and how life-threatening your condition might be. Hang-nail...or heart attack?? Personally, I find that "Baseball-sized Hemorrhoid" works much better for receptionist reaction.
Reply:For Friday evening fun grab a few packets of Alka Seltzer, some fake blood capsules and a bible. Head on over to your local urgent care facility and pop a few of the tablets with a little sip of water. Start jerking uncontrollably, speaking in tongues and when you have everyone's attention, pop a few of the blood capsules.





Do this correctly my dear and you won't have to worry about filling out forms.
Reply:uhm......nope sorry...well that would be awesome!just to do it for fun...i like to try out new things!
Reply:I like to fill out the forms in Spanish and pretend like I don't know what anyone is saying to me whilst writhing around and pretending to be in horrible agony. It usually gets em moving and makes for a fun Saturday evening at the ER for me.
Reply:I put "Captain Tripps" when Stephen King is behind the counter.





Otherwise, I put "Ebola virus and ingrown Sherpa toenails." I've noticed they give you plenty of personal space whenever they think your feet might stink.
Reply:I went one better than that...


How disconcerting can it possibly be when an unmistakably feminine patient fills in the blank with: "putrid penile lesion"?


No...Still not good enough, I sit in her view pretending to painfully nudge at my crotch.
Reply:I once went to donate "man seed"


They had that SAME question.


It was really temping to be descriptive!


lol...not really
Reply:PRESCRIPTIONS