Poll : Do you want in to get under my skin and call yourself a friend ?

I've got more friends like you what do I do ?
Poll : Do you want in to get under my skin and call yourself a friend ?
I haven't even had coffee yet and your saying all that already?
Poll : Do you want in to get under my skin and call yourself a friend ?
OK
Reply:what?
Reply:no
Reply:idk?
Reply:call the cops
Reply:Like a Night Club in the morning, you鈥檙e the bitter end.


Like a recently disinfected ****-house, you鈥檙e clean round the bend.


You give me the horrors


too bad to be true


All of my tomorrow鈥檚


are lousy coz of you.


You put the Shat in Shatter


Put the Pain in Spain


Your germs are splattered about


Your face is just a stain





You鈥檙e certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.


Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.





You鈥檙e like a dose of scabies,


I鈥檝e got you under my skin.


You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!





People mention murder, the moment you arrive.


I鈥檇 consider killing you if I thought you were alive.


You鈥檝e got this slippery quality,


it makes me think of phlegm,


and a dual personality


I hate both of them.





Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.


Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.


Like a death a birthday party,


you ruin all the fun.


Like a sucked and spat our smartie,


you鈥檙e no use to anyone.


Like the shadow of the guillotine


on a dead consumptive鈥檚 face.


Speaking as an outsider,


what do you think of the human race





You went to a progressive psychiatrist.


He recommended suicide...


before scratching your bad name off his list,


and pointing the way outside.





You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.


You鈥檙e heading for a breakdown,


better pull yourself apart.





Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.


Your attitudes are platitudes,


just make me wanna piss.





What kind of creature bore you


Was is some kind of bat


They can鈥檛 find a good word for you,


but I can...


TWAT.
Reply:No thanks
Reply:no pal, friends, contacts, buddies, they are all liars and assassins with no tee pee for your bung hole, m'kay
Reply:Of course...(you can't be something you're not!)





Be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me!
Reply:Will I need TP?
Reply:ok whatever you say .....friend