I Need help with getting under peoples skin?

I have been a little too nice recently and would like to cause some irritation. Not a lot though. And mainly to strangers, not to my buddies and family.





So what have you got that wont get me in toooo much trouble or get me thrown in jail, just make people grit their teeth.
I Need help with getting under peoples skin?
flipping people off always works for me, or just stare at them and give them nasty looks, or u could pick your nose and flick buggies, that usually makes people really mad, or walk around talking on your cell phone really really loud and you're bound to cause some 'irritation'. Good luck bro! :)
I Need help with getting under peoples skin?
Why do you want to do this, you just sink to their level of being immature. Why not be the bigger person. When you sink to their level you give them the power.
Reply:try a cordless drill
Reply:go to the R%26amp;S section and pick a side...
Reply:pull out the racial card.
Reply:stare at them with big eyes! 8) On Y/A go ahead and misspell words on perrrr....pose!..
Reply:Wear the same pair of socks for nine days straight, and take your shoes off when you're sitting down in a public place so that people can sniff the aroma.
Reply:To late. You've already accomplished your mission.