Can anyone suggest any good ways to get under Brian Burke's skin ?

Its very humerous to see him go into his childish "the world isn't behaving the way I like it" tirades. e.g. the comments about Kevin Lowe.
Can anyone suggest any good ways to get under Brian Burke's skin ?
Sleep with his wife. I only did it once but let me tell you he was maaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Can anyone suggest any good ways to get under Brian Burke's skin ?
Yeah, tell him in person the only reason he traded Sergei Fedorov is b/c he has a major case of 'carrot' envy. #91 has 3 SC and Brian Burke sucked so he could never play at the NHl level. ;)
Reply:Sounds to me like Kevin Lowe knows how.
Reply:I don't necessarily agree with your assessment, but if you want to see him blow his top just put a Russian on his roster.
Reply:Have Glen Healy show up on his doorstep for dinner. Those two really love each other.
Reply:Try emailing Dave Pratt from the Team 1040.





He hated this dude so much he wouldn't give interviews to the radio station while he was here in Vancouver. To this day he won't do interviews for the Team because Pratt still works there.





Pratt got the entire family so upset that Burke's wife (Jennifer Burke) called in a bitched at Pratt for 30 minutes. It is awesome to hear....





Mrs. Burke's maden name is Mather.... (if you are going to search Youtube for it)
Reply:Make him properly do his job.

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